Myspace confusion

Monday, May 28, 2007
Current mood:
hyper
Category: MySpace
Yeah, this whole Myspace thing is a bit archaic right?
Has anyone yet tried to search for even their own name? I didn't realize how
many people were out there with either Jenneh or my last name (blah-blah-blah
- like the football player) there actually was! And then try searching for
someone with a common name like Princess Consuela Bananahammock! It turns up
even more hits! You're more successful at finding Myspace pages on google!!
And what's up with this whole current mood thing? They really
could only come up with those emotions? what about manic (but not hyper - and
there are people who know the difference) or concerned (but not quite
worried), why is there a need to limit your
mood to those 20 or 30 something feelings. What happens when you are beyond blue, you are cerulean. Or,
when you are stoic or when you are dolorous? I understand that there
has to be a limit or else the list itself could go on forever, but there
should be some way to at least suggest or vote on something.
And yet another thing that really pisses me off is that I'm “sittin' har mindin' my own bi-dness,”
and I notice I have like ten emails in my box. I get all excited b/c NO ONE
(and I do mean NO ONE) ever sends me anything, they usually and seldom ever
respond! (Funny thing about that though is that they are mostly my friends, I
mean I truly NEVER expect to get an actual email from Hil' (that's what us
peeps on Hillary's friends list call her!), I do hope, still yet, that people
like my best friend Tiff will send me a kudos or maybe even a simple comment.
So, as I turned my attention to those emails in my inbox, a wave of
excitement swept over me, and I clicked to be utterly disappointed! At 6:30
in the a.m. some moron sends me a message with the subject line reading,
"Oh, there u are, I've been looking for u..." and I of course open
it thinking it's some long lost pal because of the less than user-friendly
searching methods, and it's a stupid ADVERTISEMENT for a ring tone! Then, the
next tag read, "u look really cool" and the same contents followed,
for all eight more emails. I was annoyed. And curious at the same time. Did
all these people stay up all night waiting to catch some dumb a&% online,
or have they been up all night searching pages and sending emails, and if so,
how in the HELL did they land that job? I already knew about the friend
requests and the massive amounts of them that are just using your page as a sales pitch. One girl kept
addressing other people in MY blogs and that was my first experience with
sales on my space for me-and the last! If I click on that pic and see
anything that is even remotely close to a sales pitch, then i use the best
advice a friend ever gave me, "deny, deny, deny" - he was an MP in
the marine corp. I sure do miss him! Yet I digress...
So, take heed, if you haven't already read my bulletin I have
posted, then I hope you read this, which is even less likely, since you
probably don't even read my page...but, regardless of whether you even know
how to read: I DON'T FALL FOR STUPID PYRAMID SCHEMES! AND the larger the
income claim, the LESS I take as credible! I do have an ex-husband, and he
was abducted by aliens from every planet in this galaxy that smelled
curiously of women's perfume, so the more grandiose your stories are, the further I run, in the opposite
direction! And if people out there actually BELIEVE those claims, then read
the following announcement:





I HAVE SOME WONDERFUL PROPERTY FOR SALE…IT’S
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MIDDLE OF IOWA. A BEAUTIFUL BEACH FRONT
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